Who would submit a panel to SXSW and try not to be selected?

Obviously there’s quite a few people trying not to speak at SXSW, because South By’er Hugh Forrest has taken to Medium.com to talk about the best methods of not getting selected:

All this effort for a simple speaking slot? Really? Perhaps you should save yourself the aggravation of what could be endless hours of tedium. Instead, ensure yourself a rejection letter by following these 10 straightforward tips for creating an amazingly awful PanelPicker proposal.

Oh – he’s using reverse psychology….